Evil things you do but still sleep at night

We all have a part of us that is a total asshole jerk face. He comes out and takes over in order to get shit done.  Otherwise how would you ever merge in traffic or avoid talking to an old coworker that you bump into in line at Panera Bread? Even though you donate a dollar to support stuffed animal abuse awareness every time you go through the Taco Bell drive through, that doesn’t negate all the horrible things you do to your fellow man on a daily basis. Such as:

Not making eye contact with the homeless

Not tipping on take out food

Lying to your boss about being deathly ill and you need to take a day off

Realizing you didn’t pay for the items on the bottom of your cart. You load them in your car and leave anyway

Signing for a free trial with no intention to ever continue your membership

Not telling your significant other you got off work early so you can have at least a moment all to yourself

Getting excited when you see an ex or old friend and they’ve gained weight

You go to throw something in the garbage, totally miss, and just leave it there

Not putting shopping your cart back

 

These are just a few examples, but I’m sure your douchebaggery knows no bounds